Douglas Adams

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong
and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a
thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually
turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.
- Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams

Time is an illusion.
Lunchtime doubly so.
- Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and
squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some
folks have half a one for breakfast.
- Douglas Adams